Hell is for Sale! Property / Business Opportunity in Pinckney

Property Description:

Exceptional opportunity to acquire a ±7.21-acre multi-parcel assemblage along Patterson Lake Road in Pinckney, Michigan, including four parcels, two buildings totaling ±3,644 square feet, and the established HellMi LLC business. The offering features a ±2,000 SF vacant restaurant building at 4025 Patterson Lake Road, a ±1,644 SF active retail building at 4045 Patterson Lake Road, and additional land at 4063 and 0 Patterson Lake Road, providing a flexible mix of existing improvements and future development potential. Zoned C-1 (Local Commercial) with an additional RR-zoned parcel, the property supports a variety of commercial, recreational, or mixed-use concepts.

Business Description:

The HellMI LLC business has been profitable for many years, with over $327,000 in gross income in 2024. This is an extremely creative and multifaceted business with literally ten different mini-income sources accomplished on-site, including:

Screams Ice Cream shop / Store with T-shirts and fun Hell souvenirs / Locks of Love / Hell’s Chapel of Love / Damnation University / HellMi Post Office / Mayor of Hell award.

• ±7.21-acre assemblage across four parcels
• Includes HellMi LLC business, financial proforma available upon request
• Two buildings:
• o 2,000 SF former restaurant building
• o 1,644 SF active retail/business building
• C-1(Local Commercial), RR(Rural Residential) zoning (Putnam Twp)
• Destination location in Hell, Michigan
• Surrounded by lakes, parks, and trails
• Turnkey Novelty Retail Destination & Established Michigan Tourist-Favorite, with Strong Branding & Customer Loyalty
• Includes HellMi LLC business, financial proforma available upon request